Alfi/Alfis/Alfieself

17 year old norwegian trash with an awful taste in men.

By the way, the alfie pronoun thing is satire, please use male or neutral pronouns.

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Current fandoms:

  • Game of Thrones
  • Homestuck
  • American Horror Story
  • Contact:
  • 3DS: 1263 - 7477 - 5829
  • Skype: Antisjokk
  • Steam: Send me a message
  • Snapchat - Snerkemonster
  • romeyooo:

    well one of us is going to have to change

    (Source: ikna)

    dead-lyrics:

    doctorwho247:

    10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!

    it’s rly sad they didn’t make more of this it was a promising little reboot 

    tags: Lookables +

    thedevonendeavor:

    thatdudeemu:

    punklucifer:

    I scrolled hoping for a description and there wasn’t one

    none is needed

    Next level

    (Source: benimdetamisimvardiya)

    tags: Lookables +

    monstergf:

    my hobbies include thinking about drawing instead of actually drawing and then getting mad at myself

    tags: Readables +

    rnackenzie:

    if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

    tags: Readables +

    rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

    image

    tags: Readables +

    when did my smileys evolve from :) to >;33

    tags: Readables +

    (Source: ixilecter)

    tags: Lookables +

    unwinona:

    urulokid:

    tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

    urulokid:

    jellybaby74:

    urulokid:

    zionicbond:

    urulokid:

    chibitamichan:

    urulokid:

    Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

    I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

    Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

    I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

    I thought she was Kalesi…

    YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

    I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

    well you didnt have to use caps lock…

    I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

    AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

    LET IT GO

    LET IT GOOOOOOO

    tags: Lookables +

    fluthermucken-the-oppressor:

    kargrub:

    tallestsilver:

    hotllamasex:

    holyhandgrenaded:

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    i want to play this game

    I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

    IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

    SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

    BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

    THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

    SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

    WE TRIED IT AS WELL

    SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

    SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

    AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

    SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

    the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

    Do it.

    (Source: meme4u)

    tags: Lookables +